NOTE: Catch-up post

We ended up selling Ace for the same price we bought her for to Alice, a twenty-something chick who told us, "I wasn't even planning on buying a campervan, but I was bored at work and started looking at Gumtree and decided I wanted one."
She didn't even ask us to start the engine, nor did she try and haggle us down at all.
How's that for an impulse purchase?!